Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Late Night Thoughts From Vons...

-- I think that girl walking in ahead of me may be a man.

-- I've got 10 minutes? I thought this place used to be open until 1am?

-- Nice. My cereal is on sale.

-- Do I need honey-mustard if I already have yellow, spicy, and horseradish blend mustard at home? Maybe I should be visiting the Mustard Museum with Bean.

-- Hmm...looks like I'm planning on breakfast at every meal this week.

-- I probably should have used more than just one handbasket.

-- Yep, that's definitely a man. There aren't enough dresses or makeup in the world to fix that.

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